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1. A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
   -- Joseph Addison
2. I married beneath me. All women do.
   -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed
3. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
   -- Cher
4. Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
   -- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Television show
5. Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
   -- William Congreve
6. Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
   -- Isadora Duncan
7. All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
   -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story
8. There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon.
   -- Giraudoux
9. The society of women is the element of good manners.
   -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
10. Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
    -- Jonathan S. Haas
11. The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
    -- Joseph Heller, God Knows
12. Woman was God's second mistake.
    -- Friedrich Nietzsche
13. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
    -- Aristotle Onassis
14. Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
    -- Eleanor Roosevelt
15. I hate women because they always know where things are.
    -- James Thurber
16. I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
    -- Rebecca West, 1913
17. I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
    -- Virginia Woolf

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