春节英语词汇
春节 The Spring Festival 农历 lunar calendar 正月 lunar January; the first month by lunar calendar 除夕 New Year's Eve; eve of lunar New Year 初一 the beginning of New Year 元宵节 The Lantern Festival Cus
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes and was wearing bright, neon coloured clot
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis.This is due to the fact that 40% the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole.
Joke:Misc Jokes A newly married man asked his wife, " Would u have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly ," I'd have married u NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" Father to son a
Joke:Light Bulb Joke Just to give you the hang of it... How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One stands on top the table holding the bulb, the other four rota
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator wi
In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king (unless they were in the Royal Family ). When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king gave them a placar
